We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

I think I'll probably die of a brain aneurysm.

There's a fucked up couple fighting outside my window. She keeps calling him a crackhead and he keeps running away from her. Maybe runni...

When some people get frustrated they start throwing things around and punching walls, when I get mad I clean up. I sort movies by type, alph...

Sometimes I really want to quit my job. More on this...later. I also fucking hate guest lists, unless it involves me returning the favour of...

I am glad that the only Husker Du album I have in the house is New Day Rising, can you imagine how depressing it would be to listen to Candy...