Saturday, November 15, 2003
Some people don't have babies
Because they're afraid they'll turn out like this
So keep your pants on
Because they're afraid they'll turn out like this
So keep your pants on
Yesterday I did the radio show while drinking wine that Mike pilfered from his art show's opening. I played 6 songs in a row and snuck down to the gallery for a bit to check it out. Conclusion : I have a pretty talented roommate.
Afterwards we went out to Giorgio's for a fancy meal with martinis. I kept pretending we were people from 'Sex in the City' and I kept urging people to share anecdotes. We then head to the Saltlik for more martinis where I revealed that I didn't want to get married I just wanted to have lots of kids who were funny. This prompted me to say "I'm like pedophile except I don't want to sex them", Mike put it a little more clearly "You're like Michael Jackson says he is, but clearly isn't." Over martinis I kept toasting to 'Evil' and 'Running away from one's problems' I'd then tell my drinking companions how happy we were to have them aboard and how I felt really good things about the way they synergized with this firm. After a while I don't think I made much sense.
We were pretty classy for most of the night so we decided to slum and hit the Pump and Tap. We ended up trying to pick out girls for our friend Luke to date. Most of the commentary went thusly, "She looks promising only because everyone makes her look good in comparison. She's a 7 in a sea of 3's. I suppose most of Banff is a sea of 3's."
When we got home I donned a wig and a toque and I started to act out scripts from the Breakfast Club and the Goonies and then I acted out
The Smit
Afterwards we went out to Giorgio's for a fancy meal with martinis. I kept pretending we were people from 'Sex in the City' and I kept urging people to share anecdotes. We then head to the Saltlik for more martinis where I revealed that I didn't want to get married I just wanted to have lots of kids who were funny. This prompted me to say "I'm like pedophile except I don't want to sex them", Mike put it a little more clearly "You're like Michael Jackson says he is, but clearly isn't." Over martinis I kept toasting to 'Evil' and 'Running away from one's problems' I'd then tell my drinking companions how happy we were to have them aboard and how I felt really good things about the way they synergized with this firm. After a while I don't think I made much sense.
We were pretty classy for most of the night so we decided to slum and hit the Pump and Tap. We ended up trying to pick out girls for our friend Luke to date. Most of the commentary went thusly, "She looks promising only because everyone makes her look good in comparison. She's a 7 in a sea of 3's. I suppose most of Banff is a sea of 3's."
When we got home I donned a wig and a toque and I started to act out scripts from the Breakfast Club and the Goonies and then I acted out
The Smit
