Thursday, April 07, 2005
I had to carry my uncle's casket once.
I couldn't really handle the weight.
I haven't talked to his daughters, my cousins, in a while.
I couldn't really handle the weight.
I haven't talked to his daughters, my cousins, in a while.
When people ask me what grade I received on my papers, assignments, exams etc. I always tell them I got a hundred at least. I make sure to also pump my fist when I say it.
One time these really awesome guys were rating girls on 17th Avenue in Calgary by holding up signs with numbers on them, not unlike what skating judges do in shitty ice skating movies. My friend was complaining about this and someone replied with "What?! Did you get a zero?" She answered with "No! I got a thousand, asshole!"
One time these really awesome guys were rating girls on 17th Avenue in Calgary by holding up signs with numbers on them, not unlike what skating judges do in shitty ice skating movies. My friend was complaining about this and someone replied with "What?! Did you get a zero?" She answered with "No! I got a thousand, asshole!"
I went to see Sin City a couple of nights ago and I kept on yelling at the screen telling the characters to "Feed the Baby! Feed the Baby! For God's Sakes Feed the Fucking Baby!"
