We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

1. Since I've met you I've always felt like our friendship has been on precarious ground. I'm worried that I'll be too annoying or expect too much and that'll sour you (on me). Despite those worries I have learned so much from you. You never outright said it, but you always seem more concerned with being honest than being liked. I will always envy that quality in you.

2. Plain and simple you are my best friend. You made a year of my life incredible. Quit crying or I'll high kick you in the nuts

3. Saying that someone is one of the smartest people you know sounds like one of those 'Oh she's nice' sort of comments. I once had a friend who said that she'd rather be known as a bitch than be called nice. She said that nice people are boring. Now I'm not saying that you're nice or a bitch, but you are sort of like a male version of Dorothy Parker except you have more sunshine. You also write great spur of the moment songs like 'I Have A Boner'