Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Paris Hilton Pitches in the Majors
and in other news the girl next to me in the computer lab won't stop laughing smugly, talking on her cellphone and using emoticons.
and in other news the girl next to me in the computer lab won't stop laughing smugly, talking on her cellphone and using emoticons.
We don't have water again. It's a pain in the butt. I'm glad I got my fill of showers when I was I in Cape Breton on the weekend, otherwise I wouldn't be a happy camper.
I filled up a bucket so I could flush the toilet this morning. As I was emptying out the contents of a four litre bottle of spring water, I said to one of my roommates, "Nothing but the best to flush our toilet."
He remarked "You know you can use pee to flush poop."
So it's back to the days of bedpans for Bloomfield.
(I'm playing the pronoun game because this particular roommate was once embarassed that I told a caller that he was using the washroom, so from here on in there will be no connection between his name and what goes on in the washroom...ever)
I filled up a bucket so I could flush the toilet this morning. As I was emptying out the contents of a four litre bottle of spring water, I said to one of my roommates, "Nothing but the best to flush our toilet."
He remarked "You know you can use pee to flush poop."
So it's back to the days of bedpans for Bloomfield.
(I'm playing the pronoun game because this particular roommate was once embarassed that I told a caller that he was using the washroom, so from here on in there will be no connection between his name and what goes on in the washroom...ever)
Last night I had a dream that I went over to visit at a friend's house. He wasn't home, so I sat down with his parents and their guests and proceeded to take part in the game that they had been playing. The game consisted of a priest writing down the names of saints and then the rest of us trying to uncover other names of saints within that name. The trick was you also had to know how that saint died.
