Tuesday, February 03, 2004

 
Some overheard snippets of conversation

On the Bus

And you know they have some mouths on them down there

Oooh I know, I know

And it's not just them two women either, it's the other one too. You should here the language down there

Oh I don't like that. I don't like that at all. I don't like swearing one bit

Me neither. I mean the odd time I'll say fuddle duddle, but most times I just keep to myself.

At the Bank

Well you know how it is, you go out there you find the one you want who is just everything you'd want him to be and he's GAY!

Oh yes dear it must be hard

And the little guy, eight years old just wants someone to look up to that's all

At the Grocery Store

Don't count your money in public

What?!

Don't count your money in public, someone might see

Well you're with me, that's why I'm counting it now, intstead of pulling out a wad of cash at the cash register.

Ok, ok

You know I'm not an idiot, I'm not going to just wave money around. I'm sure I'm safe because you're here.

Yeah I got it ok, it's fine!

Well I'm just saying you don't have to say that to me, I know, I'm not an idiot

FUCK THIS, I'm going to the car

 
It's a new month, I'm getting a laptop, I handed in my first paper, the new Eyesore of the Month is hilarious, we have running water and a new roommate and I swear to god my I-Book will arrive any day now.

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