We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

The Nationals Playoff Hopes are Doomed, but not as Doomed as the Unwashed Masses
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Y'all Are Ignorant

From : the Washington Post

The Washington Nationals suspended a volunteer chaplain and distributed an apology from outfielder Ryan Church yesterday, two days after Church was quoted in a front-page Post article as suggesting that Jews are headed for eternal damnation.

An article in Sunday's paper about Baseball Chapel quoted Church as saying that he had turned to Moeller for advice about his former girlfriend, who was Jewish. "I said, like, Jewish people, they don't believe in Jesus. Does that mean they're doomed? Jon nodded, like, that's what it meant. My ex-girlfriend! I was like, man, if they only knew. Other religions don't know any better. It's up to us to spread the word," Church said.

From : All Headline News

According to an article published Sunday in The Washington Post, Nationals outfielder Ryan Church says he asked Moeller if Jews are "doomed" because they do not believe in Jesus. The newspaper reports Church as saying Moeller nodded yes.

Now the Nationals have to contend with the Curse of Simon Wiesenthal for the next eighty years.