Sunday, January 23, 2005
File Not Fornicated
>Why the long face? You look like you just lost your best friend?
>>Close. My girlfriend and I just broke up. It was just awful.
>Oh really? But you two looked so happy together this weekend.
>>What?! Wait, back up there...I mean my internet girlfriend, not my in real life girlfriend.
>Are you talking about your msn girlfriend, your livejournal girlfriend, or your messageboard girlfriend?
>>Does it matter? They all mean so much to me. I have every instant message they ever sent to me stored in a proverbial folder on my proverbial desktop labelled, 'my heart'.
>Why the long face? You look like you just lost your best friend?
>>Close. My girlfriend and I just broke up. It was just awful.
>Oh really? But you two looked so happy together this weekend.
>>What?! Wait, back up there...I mean my internet girlfriend, not my in real life girlfriend.
>Are you talking about your msn girlfriend, your livejournal girlfriend, or your messageboard girlfriend?
>>Does it matter? They all mean so much to me. I have every instant message they ever sent to me stored in a proverbial folder on my proverbial desktop labelled, 'my heart'.
On The Bus
>And there's Quinpool Road...
>>What street is that?
>That's Robie St. Do you know what's on Quinpool Road?
>>Santa Claus?
>....uhmmm...you think Santa Claus lives on Quinpool Road?
>>Yup.
>And there's Quinpool Road...
>>What street is that?
>That's Robie St. Do you know what's on Quinpool Road?
>>Santa Claus?
>....uhmmm...you think Santa Claus lives on Quinpool Road?
>>Yup.
