Tuesday, July 05, 2005
If you have four cats, Halifax City Council wants you to make catfish!*
*I have a feeling that there'll be grandfather clause (claws?) introduced.
I am really anxious about playing baseball this weekend, I'm not even sure I will.
I miss every ball hit to me last Friday, I struck out once, and my two base hits were bloop singles. All the anxiety I experienced in elementary and junior high is rushing back. I mean I'm great at finding rocks in the outfield grass, I'm good at heckling the other team, but let's face it, I can't hit worth shit*.
It'd be different if I knew the people playing better, but I don't and I'm just going to be redfaced if I show up.
*this can also be replaced with can't catch worth shit and can't throw worth shit.
I miss every ball hit to me last Friday, I struck out once, and my two base hits were bloop singles. All the anxiety I experienced in elementary and junior high is rushing back. I mean I'm great at finding rocks in the outfield grass, I'm good at heckling the other team, but let's face it, I can't hit worth shit*.
It'd be different if I knew the people playing better, but I don't and I'm just going to be redfaced if I show up.
*this can also be replaced with can't catch worth shit and can't throw worth shit.
Gaddafi Hates Panhandling
Gaddafi is not to be confused with Dawn Sloane or Steve Streatch of the Halifax City Council or Michael Baker Nova Scotia Department of Justice.
Apparently Winnipeg feels the same way about panhandlers. So does Atlanta*,well, sort of.
*I love that Atlanta willingly bills itself as the City Too Busy To Hate, if Atlanta was a person it'd be saying things like "I have lots of Gay friends.." "Well if Black people can say it..."
Who are you trying to convince Atlanta? Who?
Gaddafi is not to be confused with Dawn Sloane or Steve Streatch of the Halifax City Council or Michael Baker Nova Scotia Department of Justice.
Apparently Winnipeg feels the same way about panhandlers. So does Atlanta*,well, sort of.
*I love that Atlanta willingly bills itself as the City Too Busy To Hate, if Atlanta was a person it'd be saying things like "I have lots of Gay friends.." "Well if Black people can say it..."
Who are you trying to convince Atlanta? Who?
