We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

First Girl to Pitch a Perfect Game in Little League

She's probably got better heat than Tatum O'Neal.

Sometimes I'll be sitting at home watching a movie like the Magnificent Seven and I'll be thinking I wonder what my dad thinks of this movie. I bet he thinks James Coburn is a serious badass, I should call him right now and be like 'Dad, Britt is seriously awesome in Magnificent Seven, not as good as he was in Cross of Iron, but still pretty good'. I might even be tempted to slip in a swear word in my excitement. I know my dad however and he would probably be all pissed off that I was calling him at 2:30 in the morning.

I think it's because the score kicks in as these square jawed men smile knowingly while they're riding into town astride their horses and you're just thinking to yourself, 'man, triumph is awesome'.

You totally know what I mean.

It lacks the dignity of even a common bowling trophy

Speaking of freedom, Eyesore of the Month has been updated and it's a doozy.

From one of the lame library support staff mailing lists I'm on :

Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 15:47:31 -0600 [07/07/05 06:47:31 PM ADT]
From: XXXXX
To: library support staff
Reply-To:
Subject: Re: [Libsup-l] London Explosions -- comments...
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Although many thoughts have been going through my
head all day, I can find no words to adequately express myself. I think the closest I can come is to say that I mourn for, and with, us all.
XXXXXX XXXXX in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

This is me trying to cause trouble...

Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 20:12:41 -0300 [07/07/05 08:12:41 PM ADT]
From: Mark
To: libsup-l@
Reply-To: library support staff
Subject: Re: [Libsup-l] London Explosions -- comments...
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I mourn for those who died in London as well as the 17 civilians who died in
Kunar during a US air strike on Friday.

And the great response...

Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 08:01:39 -0500 [10:01:39 AM ADT]
From: XXXXX XXXXXXX
To: 'library support staff'
Reply-To: library support staff
Subject: RE: [Libsup-l] London Explosions -- comments...
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As we mourn all those who have died in the cause for freedom.

Dibble wishing his hands were wrapped around something more Jeteresque

Derek Jeter is better than the All-Star game. It makes me sick that he won't be there.

Rob Dibble just loves Derek Jeter, like Jennifer Jason Leigh loved Bridget Fonda.



Baseball Dropped from 2012 Olympics
Foxsports' Rob Dibble, resident baseball knucklehead, is glad that London was bombed along with thousands of other chuckleheads who think that pro wrestling is manly and olympic wrestling is gay.

God will give you like 70 virgins if you kill in the name of Aaliyah