Friday, June 24, 2005

 
Understatement of the Year

From the Chronicle Herald :

Nobody likes a wife beater

Mr. Brogan had also been charged with assaulting his wife and impaired driving, but those charges were tossed out at the start of the trial Wednesday due to lack of evidence.

Mr. Brogan said later Thursday he was happy with the verdict and would begin campaigning for re-election right away, even though a municipal election won't be held for three years. He said the charges against him led to his failed re-election bid last October.

"Nobody likes a wife beater," he said.


After that pronouncement Brogan said "and Nazis, I don't think anyone likes those guys either."

 
Sailing in a Sea of Fecal Matter


A similar occurrence happened at the lake my parents live on, but on a much milder scale, a few years ago. Bacteria content was high due to the seeping septic tank/bed of a nearby campground. When the temperature went up one summer it got pretty rank, obviously.

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