We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

I know Remembrance Day was 3 days ago, but here goes

Best POW: Chuck Norris, followed by the A-Team, who were technically not Prisoners of War as they were imprisoned by their own government

Best Bad Religion Lyric About War: 'For thanks to King George and his rainbow cabinet, today murder is legal'

Best War Movie: Battleship Potemkin

"That Never Fucking Happened" Worst War Movie: The Patriot followed closely by Delta Force 2, and Escape to Athena

"I Can't Believe I'm Laughing At a Prison Camp": The Great Escape

What They Don't Teach You In School, Best Book About War: War Against War

Worst Artwork Inspired by September 11th: Without a doubt it's this piece of shit

And finally,

If they're such assholes, why are their lattes so darn good?
or
"You want to complain? Get in line I found a hair in my Chai!"