Friday, January 02, 2004

 
In other news, my family tells me that as a child I was an emotional manipulator. When I did something bad as a child and knew I was going to get caught, I'd go to my mom, frown, hold out my hand and say "I did something bad, slap me mommy, slap me."

I suppose I suppressed all of this.

I'm sure I did this when I got caught drinking holy water from my cupped hands out of the holy water font at the entrance of the church.

Regardless of the germs I ingested, I'm rather happy that my internal organs are sanctified. We'll see who's laughing when I never need a kidney transplant.


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