Monday, January 12, 2004
Last night Claudette, Philip, and I watched this great film about Jack Palance and this guy from Toronto who has laser beams that shoot out of his eyes (not unlike roommate, Geoffrey Pye). Jack Palance and the guy from T-dot, were getting in a lot of fights because Jack Palance was in love with Brigitte Bardot and so was the guy from T.O. Jack Palance then went to a bar and taught school children, one of whom had a tongue like a lizard, how to sing a dead baby. At the same time the guy from Hogtown, was hanging out with Medusa and he got a part of him turned to stone, so when he stood up in class he had to put his books over his crotch. The Repo Man then showed up and repossessed Claudette's keys, effectively locking her out of her apartment.
I tried to teach Claudette how to throw a planter with a sidearm, but she kept saying that she needed to get some sleep because she had to get up early and answer the "What's Your Beef" line at Street Cents. Begrudgingly she was allowed to stay at our house and nary a window was broken. I was sort of hoping she'd have the guts to break into her apartment, mostly to take the heat off me.
Claudette's version of the events are related here.
I tried to teach Claudette how to throw a planter with a sidearm, but she kept saying that she needed to get some sleep because she had to get up early and answer the "What's Your Beef" line at Street Cents. Begrudgingly she was allowed to stay at our house and nary a window was broken. I was sort of hoping she'd have the guts to break into her apartment, mostly to take the heat off me.
Claudette's version of the events are related here.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 2:30 PM 
