Thursday, January 22, 2004
UNIVERSITY IS SO CRAZY, THEY PUT ENGLISH CLASSES IN THE PSYCHOLOGY BUILDING SO WACKY!!!!
Today I was late for school and I raced to my class, only to discover strangers in my class. It was like that episode of Star Trek where Spock has a beard and Kirk's all like "This is rushing me right out...HEY! who's playing Floyd?" I figured they must have changed the class without telling me as a test to see how well I adapted to new situations.
Note:THEY ALWAYS DO STUFF LIKE THIS AT UNIVERSITY BECAUSE IT'S NOT HIGH SCHOOL AND IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE CHALLENGED AND LEARN HOW TO DO AWESOME STUFF.
I went to the washroom to search for clues, because using the washroom usually helps me think. It usually helps me think of things like, "We should have a party this weekend and people can give us bottled water as presents, so we don't have to melt snow on the stove to take a poop."
After much contemplation I came to the conclusion that I had the morning off. I left the bathroom and exited the floor and realized I was on the 4th floor....BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT? My class is on the FIFTH FLOOR! It's funny because I went to the 4th floor and was all like "doo dee doo time to study African American Literature" and the class I went to was all like "doo dee doo I love fractals, can't wait to study fractals."
So yeah university is great.
This isn't the class you're looking for.
Fuck right off.
Today I was late for school and I raced to my class, only to discover strangers in my class. It was like that episode of Star Trek where Spock has a beard and Kirk's all like "This is rushing me right out...HEY! who's playing Floyd?" I figured they must have changed the class without telling me as a test to see how well I adapted to new situations.
Note:THEY ALWAYS DO STUFF LIKE THIS AT UNIVERSITY BECAUSE IT'S NOT HIGH SCHOOL AND IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE CHALLENGED AND LEARN HOW TO DO AWESOME STUFF.
I went to the washroom to search for clues, because using the washroom usually helps me think. It usually helps me think of things like, "We should have a party this weekend and people can give us bottled water as presents, so we don't have to melt snow on the stove to take a poop."
After much contemplation I came to the conclusion that I had the morning off. I left the bathroom and exited the floor and realized I was on the 4th floor....BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET IT? My class is on the FIFTH FLOOR! It's funny because I went to the 4th floor and was all like "doo dee doo time to study African American Literature" and the class I went to was all like "doo dee doo I love fractals, can't wait to study fractals."
So yeah university is great.
This isn't the class you're looking for.
Fuck right off.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 12:05 PM 
