Monday, February 02, 2004
Mark! Why are these plants outside?
What plants?
[I walk outside to the backyard]
Oooh those plants...well you see Philip and I thought we needed more room in the kitchen so we moved them out here.
Why out here? That's awful they're going to die out here, why can't you guys keep them inside?
Well you see it's like this, Philip and I thought it'd be funny if we had our own version of Survivor with the plants. Each plant represents one of the members of the household. This one's Phil, that one's me, that one over there is Faith, and the little one is Vickers. Whichever one outlasts the other three gets to move back inside. They consented to the whole thing.
Mark, there's flowers on this one, you can't do this!
Claudette, I always knew you were prolife.
What plants?
[I walk outside to the backyard]
Oooh those plants...well you see Philip and I thought we needed more room in the kitchen so we moved them out here.
Why out here? That's awful they're going to die out here, why can't you guys keep them inside?
Well you see it's like this, Philip and I thought it'd be funny if we had our own version of Survivor with the plants. Each plant represents one of the members of the household. This one's Phil, that one's me, that one over there is Faith, and the little one is Vickers. Whichever one outlasts the other three gets to move back inside. They consented to the whole thing.
Mark, there's flowers on this one, you can't do this!
Claudette, I always knew you were prolife.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 6:51 PM 
