Thursday, April 15, 2004
I get it! I get it! Thanks for spelling it out for me!
I knew there was a reason why you went to university for four plus years. I knew there was a reason why you took all those IDS and Poli. Sci. courses. I knew there was a reason why you walked around in a bandana, shorts and sandals in the middle of February...ok no, no, no I didn't, but I'll concede one point to you.
You did it so that you could reason critically and creatively. You did it so that you can finally see past all the white washing that goes on in the corporate run media. You did it so that you can bowl over your friends with your treatise on imperialism and America's current hypocrisy regarding their foreign policy or at least they can pat you on the back as they welcome you into the club 'Yay! We're the ones who get it! Now we just gotta take it to the streets and tell everyone else what to think. Hey homeless guy get those Nikes off, they're baaaaaaaadddddddd!' (I realize I'm exaggerating, just let me indulge).
You did it so you can be the fucking unimaginative (thanks Mike) dumbass who draws devil horns on the picture of George Bush that grace yesterday's National Post that I read in the Gradhouse.
Seriously, at least four years of post secondary schooling and the most original thing you can think to do is draw devil horns on his mug? Please ask for a refund. Grab that paper, go to the registrar's office and show them that that's the sum total of everything you've learned at university.
You can draw a link between George Bush and the devil. Holy fucking shit! Astounding.
You're headed into the political satire that only The Royal Canadian Air Farce dares to venture.
It reminded me of a library book that was checked in yesterday. The last page had this scrawled into it:
"SCHOOL SUCKS"
I knew there was a reason why you went to university for four plus years. I knew there was a reason why you took all those IDS and Poli. Sci. courses. I knew there was a reason why you walked around in a bandana, shorts and sandals in the middle of February...ok no, no, no I didn't, but I'll concede one point to you.
You did it so that you could reason critically and creatively. You did it so that you can finally see past all the white washing that goes on in the corporate run media. You did it so that you can bowl over your friends with your treatise on imperialism and America's current hypocrisy regarding their foreign policy or at least they can pat you on the back as they welcome you into the club 'Yay! We're the ones who get it! Now we just gotta take it to the streets and tell everyone else what to think. Hey homeless guy get those Nikes off, they're baaaaaaaadddddddd!' (I realize I'm exaggerating, just let me indulge).
You did it so you can be the fucking unimaginative (thanks Mike) dumbass who draws devil horns on the picture of George Bush that grace yesterday's National Post that I read in the Gradhouse.
Seriously, at least four years of post secondary schooling and the most original thing you can think to do is draw devil horns on his mug? Please ask for a refund. Grab that paper, go to the registrar's office and show them that that's the sum total of everything you've learned at university.
You can draw a link between George Bush and the devil. Holy fucking shit! Astounding.
You're headed into the political satire that only The Royal Canadian Air Farce dares to venture.
It reminded me of a library book that was checked in yesterday. The last page had this scrawled into it:
"SCHOOL SUCKS"
# posted by Die Brucke @ 3:02 PM 
