We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

There's a number of reasons why I like living with Philip chiefly among them is his ability to remember almost everything whether completely trivial or of earth shattering proportions.

I was quite convinced that of my friends I was the only one who remembered :
"Miss Molly had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Molly went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hell-O operator please give me number nine..."

But Philip restored my faith, by being able to finish the song effortlessly.

This got me to remembering and thinking about the ways you use to determine who was it when we were younger.

Remember :

Inka Binka bottle of ink,
the cork fell off and you stink,
not because you're dirty,
not because you're clean,
just because ya kissed a (boy or girl)
behind a magazine and You are it(or alternatively "and You are not it in this game of _____")

or


my mother and your mother were hanging out the clothes and my mother punched your mother right
in the nose. What color was the {ugly} blood {name any color and spell it out then
say the color} was the color of the blood and you are not it in this game of_______