We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

I remember the time in grade seven when M. told me that he had a huge boner while dancing with his cousin. He would go off constantly about how hot his cousin was and how hard he was. I don't think that he planned on me revealing that to a number of girls a year later at our new junior high school. Then again I guess I didn't know while on my first date with T. (a girl he had set me up with) that later that same evening he'd lose his virginity to her. It's funny how karma works.