Thursday, June 03, 2004
Monday instead of going to band practice (which was cancelled), I headed out to the Sears Clearance Centre with Kathy. I bought a Cracker Jack maker.
Now I will never ever have to bow down to the Halifax Cracker Jack monopoly.
I thought that since the last post was about baseball, I'd be remiss to not mention my new Cracker Jack maker.
I was going to buy a Curt Schilling figure, but he had a bit a of paunch and then I was thinking "What the fuck am I going to do with this? What am I going to do with a paunchy Curt Schilling doll?" So I put it back.
If I had a Reggie Jackson action figure I'd reenact the Celebrity Jeopardy where he received absolutely no money for his chosen charity and the only question he even came close to answering correctly was one about himself. I'd also purchase a Kareem Abdul Jabar figure and have them compete in Jeopardy against each other. Kareem would manhandle him.
Now I will never ever have to bow down to the Halifax Cracker Jack monopoly.
I thought that since the last post was about baseball, I'd be remiss to not mention my new Cracker Jack maker.
I was going to buy a Curt Schilling figure, but he had a bit a of paunch and then I was thinking "What the fuck am I going to do with this? What am I going to do with a paunchy Curt Schilling doll?" So I put it back.
If I had a Reggie Jackson action figure I'd reenact the Celebrity Jeopardy where he received absolutely no money for his chosen charity and the only question he even came close to answering correctly was one about himself. I'd also purchase a Kareem Abdul Jabar figure and have them compete in Jeopardy against each other. Kareem would manhandle him.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 1:28 PM 
