Thursday, August 05, 2004
Sometimes you're short on money or you're on time and you need to give yourself a haircut. It happens. You're running out the door and you see some errant hair that from the right angle makes it look like you have the beginnings of a mullet. You remember that you have some great always sharp scissors you stole from business depot over five years. You do your little thing in the mirror and you're set.
Sometimes you need to have other haircuts done.
It happens.
Hair grows on all parts of your part. Some visible, some not so much. Sometimes the hair in certain areas needs a trim, so you get out your scissors and go downtown to work.
You do your little thing, nothing fancy, and everything goes according to plan. This instills in you a sense of confidence and then you get ambitious. You start trying to give yourself a hairstyle, 'Maybe a bob would look nice for the summer, crewcuts are so bland'.
You say to yourself 'I'll make short work of these pubes!'
You end up cutting your testicle.
Sometimes you need to have other haircuts done.
It happens.
Hair grows on all parts of your part. Some visible, some not so much. Sometimes the hair in certain areas needs a trim, so you get out your scissors and go downtown to work.
You do your little thing, nothing fancy, and everything goes according to plan. This instills in you a sense of confidence and then you get ambitious. You start trying to give yourself a hairstyle, 'Maybe a bob would look nice for the summer, crewcuts are so bland'.
You say to yourself 'I'll make short work of these pubes!'
You end up cutting your testicle.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 9:45 AM 
