We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

Well, you knew it wasn't his wheel! What did you think? He was coming back for the rest of his bike later? Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't you say something? You human piece of apathy! Why didn't you say, "Hey! That's not your wheel! That could be Mark's wheel! We love him! And he loved that wheel!" Just watchin' Jeopardy. Well, didn't you think I needed it? I did! Well, look at that! Feast on that act of violence! Good work, Einstein! Pus!

That was an open letter to the people who watched while the guy stole his bike wheel.