We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

12 Feb 2005 - I hate Valentine's Day!
Dear Diary,
I hate Valentine's Day!!Especially that I'm alone. It sucks...
"Valentine's Day is a creul,evil holiday that exists solely to pour lemon juice on the papercut hearts of the unattached."
Isn't that great?! I love it... it's just like Valentine's Day.Even if people have someone to share it with they never know what to get them. It's so hard. But I'd rather have someone and not know what to get them than be where I am right now and not have anyone.lol. Anyways... I've got a cold... I'm gonna go have my mommy rub my back.lol.TTYl.
PinkCurly222

If you can't spell 'cruel' then you have bigger problems than Valentine's Day.

It's Valentine's Day
And I didn't get no chocolate
It's Valentine's Day
If I had a heart I'd hock it
It's Valentine's Day
All I have to say
I hate Valentine's Day

I wish you were still homeless, ok maybe not homeless, how about just without access to a recording studio.

Valentine's Day
I have no idea what to get Curt for Valentine's Day. Its really pissing me off. I asked him last night what he wanted, and he said nothing, but I know he was just being a pisshead. I suggested we go out to eat, because we never do that, and he said okay, but its on a Monday and he works nights. How are we going to do that? I guess we'll have to go sometime on the weekend. I hate Valentine's Day. My friend Vito made up a holiday. February 15th, Anti-Valentine's Day. Where you cover your candy hearts with arsenic and pass them out to everyone you hate. Obviously, we never actively celebrated, but it was still fun to talk about!

You have no guts, Brenda Spencer had guts. She hated a day (Monday) and she did something about it. You're all talk.

Bennett Madison, author of "I Hate Valentine's Day," agrees that the contrived day is extremely uncomfortable. "If you're not in a relationship, the whole day is designed to make you feel guilty," he says. "If you're in a relationship, it becomes this strange negotiation with the other person of like, how much do you care about this? If you take it too seriously you're being too cheesy, but if you don't take it seriously enough, you're showing you don't care."

Negotiations? This ain't no test ban treaty, it's deciding what you want to do on a fucking Monday night.