We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

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Unicorns and Alcoholics have Feelings Too

I was telling Lachie today about the sometimes bizarro results you get from AltaVista's Babelfish translation tool. What I did was insert a piece of text from a random blog/online journal and translated it from English to Spanish and then from the translated Spanish back to English. It's apparent that some things get 'lost in translation' (bwahaha).

this can sound corny, but if there is a thing which I have learned to be delirious it I am PLURR. peace, love, unit, the respect and resposibility. make the peace with each one, the violence and hatred only drags under and others try to also demonstrate love to all the things, very little if any thing is totally bad or totally good all we have ours strenghts and attempt of the weaknesses to be a part of the lives that you affect, because all the relations are a part of you, if you have taste of her or the separation of a connection tends to damage the implied respect both parts to the demonstration by each one, those you one even feels does not deserve it being respectful somebody that wishes damage him, in the end you you will also gain his respect takes resposibility for his actions. if you offend to somebody, reconózcalo and to the their best one to make things right is exceptions there of course, but it uniforms then it is rarely to of one the concepts above an abusive relation by the example that takes off temporarily can be the best line of conduct, but more continues demonstrating that the love and to respect and she will become to you that also you wanted to need that they do not go the respect and the confidence hand in hand freely let somebody gain their respect, but they let them gain its confidence. if they fail, trátelos anyway affluent, as soon as they do not trust them in if somebody it breaks his heart, respételos, but déjelos to recover its love. if you loved them in the first place were something cannot there be denied coverall, she does not leave his way to create a conflict or to cause damage to any person, if she happens that responsibility of the then taking let it be hope of i that this one reaches at least to a person who carries out a certain meaning for, if even makes needed i not to say it for me.

I searched google for any mentions of "Peace Love Unity Respect" on diaryland.com thinking I would get something pretty funny, intentional or otherwise. I was going to post about this girl whose big dilemna was that the two boys she liked were both dating other girls.

The original is here. Despite its mention of PLURR, it's not very funny at all.