Thursday, April 07, 2005

 
When people ask me what grade I received on my papers, assignments, exams etc. I always tell them I got a hundred at least. I make sure to also pump my fist when I say it.

One time these really awesome guys were rating girls on 17th Avenue in Calgary by holding up signs with numbers on them, not unlike what skating judges do in shitty ice skating movies. My friend was complaining about this and someone replied with "What?! Did you get a zero?" She answered with "No! I got a thousand, asshole!"

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