Sunday, June 26, 2005
Chuck Finley, the greatest lefthander in history to ever have been beaten up by a washed up actress
I bought some Chuck Finley memorabilia off ebay today. I will make sure that it never shares the same drawer with my my America's Funniest People video collection.
The former Mrs. Finley is doing ok for herself these days, She recently had an advice column in the very classy Blender magazine.
Kitaen on how to land rocker boyfriend : I made David Coverdale wait about three months. I made Tommy Lee wait about four weeks. That's quick for me! Look, the way you get these guys is, you don't sleep with them. The girls that give it up quickly are called groupies.
Look out Dr. Laura!
As for Mr. Finley he got hit a few more times...by the Giants in the 2002 National League Championships. He gave up 7 hits and 4 runs in five innings of work and was out of a job.
No word on whether or not he still continues to drop the n-bomb on a regular basis.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 5:06 PM 
