Tuesday, October 03, 2006
My favourite blogs, aside from Gerry's, are ones where people wax poetic about the most mundane tasks and try to depict their lives in the most melodramatic tones. This is also why I love the Coast's PSSTs.
My favourite PSST is:
It's like, 'Neil, your sister thinks you're creepy...your fucking sister for god's sake! She's supposed to love you unconditionally. You know why she didn't give you the girl's number, because she knew you were capable of random acts of weirdness like this. Take the hint. Also, don't publish your phone number.'
My favourite PSST is:
In Search of Emma.
You know who you are. We first met on the boardwalk. We've also been to several parties. My stupid sister (the common link) refuses to give me your number, so I didn't press her on the issue. I think I sensed a great vibe and would be great for you. Lets sneak behind my sister's back and prove her wrong? Neil 404-6911
It's like, 'Neil, your sister thinks you're creepy...your fucking sister for god's sake! She's supposed to love you unconditionally. You know why she didn't give you the girl's number, because she knew you were capable of random acts of weirdness like this. Take the hint. Also, don't publish your phone number.'