Monday, October 02, 2006
Today I went to the Bill Lynch Shows thing-y on Bayer's Road. All of the games operators creeped me out and I kept remembering how Crystal Murphy ran away with one when we were 19. I guess that's not really running away because at 19 you're an adult, but whatever, she ran away with a carny. Kara kept complaining about how they were all smoking and smoking while they were operation the rides. Maybe that's a bad idea, I don't know, but considering how unsafe all the rides appear, I'm sure lighting up a smoke is the least of anyone's problems.
We walked by one games stand and a middle aged man and his two kids. He was just about to show his son what kind of stuff he was made of, when he turned around panic stricken and said "WHERE'S JESSICA?" He seriously looked like he unloaded himself in his pants. He started to sprint across the fair grounds when his daughter spoke up and said "I'm wight heah Daddy!"
It was kind of amazing.
I bet he was worried that his wife was going to make him finally go to A.A. after he came home with one less child than he started out with. She'd be like,"This is the second time you've done this!" and he'd be like, "Ah, just gimme another brew!"
Thank god! Now he's got the kids, a beer and a stuffed bear. He's basically dad of the year.
If that was me, I'd be like "Honey, I have only one of the kids, the other one is now, potentially a carny, or dead on some train tracks. Yes, I know you're going to want to scream at me, but first try some of this saputo cheese I bought at Shopper's Drug Mart. I swear to god it'll be the best cheese you've had all week!"
I'm just so silver tongued. I'd los like three or four kids before my future wife would send me off to counselling. I bet she wouldn't even press charges.
We walked by one games stand and a middle aged man and his two kids. He was just about to show his son what kind of stuff he was made of, when he turned around panic stricken and said "WHERE'S JESSICA?" He seriously looked like he unloaded himself in his pants. He started to sprint across the fair grounds when his daughter spoke up and said "I'm wight heah Daddy!"
It was kind of amazing.
I bet he was worried that his wife was going to make him finally go to A.A. after he came home with one less child than he started out with. She'd be like,"This is the second time you've done this!" and he'd be like, "Ah, just gimme another brew!"
Thank god! Now he's got the kids, a beer and a stuffed bear. He's basically dad of the year.
If that was me, I'd be like "Honey, I have only one of the kids, the other one is now, potentially a carny, or dead on some train tracks. Yes, I know you're going to want to scream at me, but first try some of this saputo cheese I bought at Shopper's Drug Mart. I swear to god it'll be the best cheese you've had all week!"
I'm just so silver tongued. I'd los like three or four kids before my future wife would send me off to counselling. I bet she wouldn't even press charges.
# posted by Die Brucke @ 12:19 AM 
