We're Headed Up My Mom's Ass!

I just got this email. It's kind of amazing:

From : mark smith
Sent : December 29, 2006 9:52:00 AM
To : markblackrecoveryproject@hotmail.com
Subject : the truth

You suck dick Mark Black. Admit it: you're a pathetic loser and you'll never amount to anything. We do enjoy reading your whining on your blog and laughing about you behind your back though. Please continue. No matter how bad things are looking sometimes, we still take pleasure knowing we're not you.

Oh and I hear you like to piss sitting down. Just when I think you can't be any more of a bitch, you always surprise me. Why not just take the next step and suck some cock on Citadel Hill? Life has been fucking you for years, at least you might as well get paid for it.

Thanks for reading!
I hope you enjoy reading about the Mooseheads for the next three months.
I do pee sitting down when I'm at home (not in public restrooms). It makes it easier to read the newspaper and I'm lazy.